Framed
Look at what the cat did.
See all this mess? The sofa and the lamp?
She’s got the guilty face too, see?
Good thing I was here to let you know I didn’t do it.
Dogs know
Oh yeah, I got the cold wet paws.
And I know the best way to warm them up.
All over your bed. Snuggle time.
Self taught
Did you see what I did?
Yeah, it’s my latest trick.
I just taught it to myself too.
See, I knock over the trash can and clean it up!
Few more
But I’m not done playing.
There’s still daylight out.
Just a little bit more? Please?
Okay what if I just play until I get to the porch?
Up difficulty
Stop telling me to wait for it.
You know I can’t do that!
I think you just like making getting treats really hard.
Language barrier
I told you already, I bark you bark me a woof.
Why don’t you understand me?
Just bark me the woof already.
Uhg, this is why you never listen to me!
Never learns
The ball was in your hand the whole time?
I can’t believe you’d do this to me.
Quite frankly, I’m utterly shocked.
This seriously makes me reconsider chasing the ball next time.
Pastimes
You know, I ate all the food and it was really good.
But now I’m looking back on the good times.
Yeah, the good times when my food bowl was still full.
Reasons why
Yup, that’s my ball.
So can I have it back?
Why’d you throw it away?
Stop that, this is why we don’t have nice things!
Teaser
Please speak to me again.
No, I don’t understand you, but this is fun though.
I’m just taunting you so you’ll make that cute face again!
Complete
Hold up, we have to check the bush.
I once found half a slice of pizza here.
So forever more, I have to check it carefully.
The other half might show up and I don’t want to miss it.
Dogabet
My puppy was just born and already knows how to speak.
And she knows all the words too.
Woof, woof, woof says it all.
