Everything is going wrong. I woke up this morning, and all the things were not going my way at all. It’s supposed to go my way, but not today. Nope. And I’ll tell you what, it’s been really annoying.
So it all started out when I hopped out of bed and fell flat on my face. My big floppy ears got tangled up in my paws and it just happens that way sometimes. I like my ears, and my friends like my ears, but my paws do not seem to agree at the most inappropriate moments.
Then we went outside to do the normal morning routine and I was still just as happy as could be. But then the sprinklers came on when I was trying to do my business. And it wasn’t like I could just stop right in the middle of it. I had to sit there and endure the soaking.
And because I was all soaked, I wasn’t allowed back inside until I dried off. I tried shaking it off, but then I got my friend wet and he wasn’t happy about that, so my chances of going in a little wet were dampened further.
When I tried to dry myself off by rubbing and rolling around in the grass, I ended up rolling around in the dirt instead, so a bath was already inevitable. I was promised this would happen later, so now I have that sitting very uncomfortably on my mind.
When I finally did get back inside (my breakfast was served on the porch) things seemed to be back to normal, but I was in for a surprise. The bug appeared. And I have to get all the bugs in the house because they don’t belong here.
That’s when the desk dropped the vase. Yes, the desk did it. I may have bumped into the desk, but it didn’t have to throw the vase and the flowers all over the ground. It wasn’t my fault, but my pal didn’t see it that way.
Oh, by the way, did I mention that we didn’t go to the park either. Instead, my friend had to clean up the flower mess and we ended up missing out on all that fun time under the sun.
And then there was no treat because of the whole vase thing, and instead, I got the bath I was promised earlier. So now I was soaking wet again, but at least I got to be inside. And my pal rubbed me down with the towel and I felt a little better.
By this time, the day was well spent. The sun was down so the outside was out of the question. Instead, we hung around while I dried off. When I smell good after a bath, my friend does like to pet me though. So that’s nice. And as a small bonus, he even let me fall asleep on his lap while I got my back rubbed. Not too bad a way to end the day.